thedionysianserpent:

millennial-review:

Honnestly why can’t we make a president pass a fucking test?

letshearitforthisclown:

a mood ring with 2 colors- “horny” and “kill”

thechaoticgalaxy:

advanced-procrastination:

republicansareahategroup:

tilthat:

TIL that in 1916 there was a proposed Amendment to the US Constitution that would put all acts of war to a national vote, and anyone voting yes would have to register as a volunteer for service in the United States Army.

via reddit.com

bring this back and suddenly capitalists don’t wanna go to war no more

Bring this back bc tbh its just common sense. If you truly think war is the best and only way to solve a dispute, then you must be willing to die for that cause.

If someone else can die for a cause, you can too.

hammertimeinthegrill420:

themidnitespookshow:

warning–known–fangirl:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

*WiFi goes out*
Those fucking sharks again I swear

fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)

I support the sharks

maladaptive-dreamer:

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

yoosbox:

jonahryantology:

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive

namek:

hioutsidevoice:

I would like to store everything in these.

my friends

banderboucher:

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!

froody:

froody:

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

fatpikachupics:

actually there is one more

empirefarts:

lumpawaroospaceprincess:

fergzillar:

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

Context:

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

canadad:

canadad:

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo

kimpossibooty:

God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16

thanbk:

thanbk:

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot: